Love 'em and Leaf 'em

** I am sorry but the source on this one made me chuckle.**

Love 'em and Leaf 'em

  ***combine and mix thoroughly***

 2/3 cup mayonnaise

 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
 2 tablespoons honey
 2 tablespoons half and half
 1 tablespoon prepared mustard
 1 1/2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
 1/8 teaspoon dry mustard
 1 tablespoon parsley -- chopped

 ***optional ingredients to add***

 1/8 teaspoon curry

 1 green onion -- chopped
 1/2 teaspoon celery seeds
 1/2 teaspoon poppy seeds
 1/2 teaspoon sesame seeds
 2 tablespoons raisins
 2 tablespoons nuts, slivered almonds
 2 teaspoons capers
 2 teaspoons black olives -- chopped

NOTE: You can garnish the greens to reflect your own intentions by combining common ingredients in an unusual way. A creative arrangement of olives and carrots could be mildly flirtatious--or boldly suggestive, depending on how you slice them!

Compose your salad to best express your desires, but keep it simple and make your own dressing, if possible

 This recipe is a basic honey-lemon dressing whose variety is almost endless.

Source: Cooking In The Nude--Quickies, c1984